Free · 15 minutes · no obligation

You're probably overpaying to accept credit cards.

Send me one recent processing statement. In 15 minutes I'll show you — line by line — exactly what you're getting charged, which fees are junk, and whether your rate quietly crept up. No pitch. If you're actually getting a fair deal, I'll tell you that too.

Most owners I look at are quietly losing $200–$800 a month to fees they didn't know existed.

A real person, not a call center Zero obligation to switch
Why this happens to almost everyone

Processors count on you never checking the statement.

It's not that you did anything wrong — the whole system is built to be confusing so the fees blend in. Here's where the money usually leaks:

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Junk fees you never agreed to

"PCI non-compliance," "network access," "statement," "batch" — official-sounding line items that are mostly pure padding. They're small enough to ignore and constant enough to add up.

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Rate creep

Your rate looked fine on day one. Then it gets nudged up a little each year, hoping you won't notice. Most owners have no idea what they're paying today.

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Tiered "gotcha" pricing

You were quoted a low "qualified" rate — but most of your transactions quietly get bumped to a higher tier. The teaser number and the real number are rarely the same.

The free audit

Three steps. Fifteen minutes. Zero risk.

1

Send one statement

Just your most recent monthly processing statement (a PDF is perfect). That's everything I need — no logins, no commitments.

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I read it line by line

I decode your real effective rate, flag every junk fee, and check whether you're on tiered "gotcha" pricing. I've read hundreds of these.

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You get a straight answer

I tell you exactly what you're overpaying and what a fair setup looks like. If you want, I'll handle the switch for you. If you're already in good shape, I'll say so.

Get my free fee audit →

Want to sanity-check yourself in 30 seconds?

You don't need me to spot a bad deal — you can get close on your own. Grab your statement and do this:

Total fees ÷ total card sales = your real "effective rate"

If that number is comfortably under ~2.5%, you're probably fine. Creeping toward 3%+? You're very likely leaving money on the table every single month — and that's exactly what I'll confirm (or rule out) for free.

2.4%
a healthy effective rate
2.0% good3.5%+ overpaying
Why me

The honest part of "Honest Swipe."

I only win if you win

I don't get paid to look at your statement. I only earn anything if I actually save you money and you choose to move — so there's no reason for me to blow smoke.

A real, local person

You get me — someone in the tri-state area who picks up the phone — not a 1-800 number and a script. Ask me anything and you'll get a straight answer.

No pressure, ever

If the audit shows you're already getting a fair deal, I'll tell you and we're done. That's the whole point of the name.

I do the annoying part

Everyone suspects they're overpaying but dreads the hassle of switching. If it makes sense to move, I handle the setup so you barely lift a finger.

Straight answers

Questions owners always ask.

Is the audit really free?

Yes — genuinely, no catch. Reading your statement and telling you what you're paying costs you nothing and comes with zero obligation. I only make money later if I save you money and you decide to switch.

Do I have to change anything?

No. Plenty of people just want to know where they stand. You'll get an honest read either way, and what you do with it is entirely up to you.

What exactly do you need from me?

One recent monthly processing statement (the PDF your processor sends). That's it — I don't need logins, passwords, or account numbers to do the audit.

Are you a credit card processor?

I'm an independent local agent. That means I'm not tied to one company's pricing — I look at what you've actually got and, if it makes sense, set you up with a fairer deal and stay your point of contact after.

How long does it take?

The read itself is about 15 minutes. Book a quick call below (or send your statement) and I'll walk you through exactly what I find.

Get your free fee audit

Grab a quick time below — it's on me. Bring (or send) one recent processing statement and you'll walk away knowing exactly what you're really paying.